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craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

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phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

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achoomnida:

if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go through

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the perfume department 

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patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

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spookyvvebkin:

"you must reblog this everytime it’s on your dash” 

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agentgraham:

#no one is more frustrated with the state of the human condition than steve harvey is

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jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

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clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

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kevinthepro:

I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. 

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.

Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.

IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.

I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.

I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…

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